mrsbioguyver (mrsbioguyver) wrote,

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Things I have learnt since developing my first ever chest infection.

  1. I'm really glad my mother got me vaccinated against whooping cough because breathing during protracted coughing is incredibly difficult.
  2. It is possible to complete a full abs workout in only 5 minutes of coughing
  3. Although it might not actually be possible to cough your eyes out it feels like it is
  4. Prolonged coughing when needing a wee is best done on or at least close to the toilet.
  5. Who knew that much spit could be generated in such a short space of time!
  6. Comments about 'showing off' and 'attention seeking behaviour' aren't funny when you're wondering if you'll ever be able to take a breath in again.
  7. Bright red is not an attractive facial colour
  8. As with no.4 coughing on a full stomach is best done near a waterproof receptacle.
  9. Lucozade only tastes good one way.

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